Three men were sitting
about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had
married a Woman from Iowa
and had told her that she was going to do dishes and
It took a couple days,
but on the third day he came home
to a clean house and dishes washed and put
The second man had
married a woman from Illinois.
He had given his wife
orders that she was to
do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
The first day he
didn't see any results,
but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he
saw his house was clean,
the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on
The third man had
married a girl from Montana.
He told her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day
he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day
some of the swelling had gone down
and he could see a
little out of his left eye,
enough to fix himself
a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.